Believe It or Not !!!

I was born at the stroke of midnight. I could sing ragas before I could talk. I have designed a technique to harvest rain water to save villages in drought-prone areas. I write award winning novels. When i get bored I swim in the Ganges.On full moon nights i paly the shehnai.I can ride bicycles as fast as motorbikes. I can ride bicycles as fast as motorbikes.I am an expert at in restoring heritage buildings, an excellent astrologer and a militant in Jharkand. On holidays i write softwares programmes. To relax,i study quantum physics and practice calculus. I have designed a car which runs on sugarcane juice.I am known on the international fashion circuits for my ethinc kurti and sari designs.My paintings command a huge premium among art connoisseurs. My fan mail reaches me even if there is no address on the envelope. I have climbed Mount Everest without using oxygen.The laws of gravity do not apply to me. I can leviate, read books upside down and float in water for an whole afternoon.When in junior school, i translated the Vedas but i have lost the notes. I breed prize winning bats.I have read the Ramayana,Mahabharata and Iliad in one day and still had time to whip up a five-course meal for dinner.I have played Krishna, I have discovered an antidote for AIDS and i have spoken with Einstein.I sleep once every fortnight. And when i do, i sleep on the grass.

Hey, do not wonder as to why i am uttering all these words.Well, this a portion of an Indianised version of a College Application Essay describing one's significant experiences and accomplishments by an applicant to a top U.S.University. The Applicant was accepted(na,na its not mine).